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Tagged by the fabulous PastelCandyy  


      Dear PastelCandyy,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass as you were eating Kraft dinner, and I saw you pull the clothes off of your My Little pony collection. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning our matching Snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
                                                                          Warm tingly sensations,
                                                                          Sweetbriar42

That was beautiful.

Use this for the template thingy!!! >W<
    
    Dear @Whoeveryouwanttotag:D (Big Grin)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
                                                                          (12),
                                                                    (Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes


2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
House - Sterile


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Mixed Emotions – That we're related
Other - That your driving sucks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

I tag...

1. AngryComet48 
2. ajgamer67 
3. Landen123 
4. Corrupted-Mirror 
5. FluffyMarshmallow 
6. minecraftponiez 
7. Mollygoma 
8. KurunomiBreaK
9. chelsa428 (WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND?!)
10. hawaii22 (:iconawesomefaceplz: LOVE YOU, BABE~!!)
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Nope. Not at all. I'm not even gonna try to hold back my feminism and rage.

To explain what I'm talking about, please proceed to this video, I stumbled across:


This guy is an absolute ASSHOLE.

HOW DARE he sit there, and talk about women's bodies, while his makeup makes him look like a carrot. NEWS FLASH: YOU CAN PUT MAKEUP ON YOUR NECK BRO!

But that's not my real problem! My problem is multiple things!

These women are sitting there, sending this man, sorry, small man-baby, pictures of their body to be JUDGED.

NO. STOP IT.

We get judged enough without people saying anything! The last thing we need is women willingly asking someone to do this & immortalize it on the internet!

The next thing is most of the women that he says are "perfect", are beautiful, I won't deny. They should be proud of themselves, but they're not "perfect". Why do I say that? Because you being skinny, doesn't make you "perfect". It's just a part of you. He's basically just another building block in the problem of people who think women are "perfect", if they have one specific body type.

My other problem is all the women he called "fat", are literally fine! You don't know what's going on with them! You don't know what's in their life! He says a curvy girl was pretty, because she doesn't have "rolls", or a "muffin top". As a woman who has both, but is considered a normal weight, I'm EXTREMELY offended by that, because rolls and muffin tops don't make a person ugly! I may have more meat on my bones, and thick arms, (OH YEAH, HE LITERALLY BASHED A GIRL WHO HAD THICKER ARMS AND SUGGESTED SHE "GET INTO SWIMMING TO LEAN HERSELF UP." THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT HE SAID. AGAIN, I HAVE THIS AS WELL. CONSIDERED NORMAL)

There's another girl on there, who would be considered bigger, but she was beautiful! She was ROCKING a GORGEOUS dress, and if I saw her face, I bet it'd be great! She was clearly quite confident! But he called it, a "diabetic body"!!!

THIS IS WRONG FOR ALL THE REASONS!!!

First, you don't know if she has diabetes! Some bigger girls are perfectly normal in health! Nothing wrong with that!
Second, ANYONE with diabetes can be of ANY body type! REALLY SKINNY GIRLS CAN HAVE DIABETES, ASSHAT!
Third, diabetes is caused PRIMARILY BY GENETIIIIIICS! WHICH MEANS THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT HAPPENS, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TELL THEIR FUCKING DNA FUCKING OTHERWISE YOU IGNORANT ASSHAT!!!

There's also a woman or two who looks rather underweight, which can come either from disorders, or again, I shall repeat it, GENETIIIIIIIIIICS!

AKA, A PART OF YOU THAT A PERSON HAS NO FUCKING CONTROL OVER, YOU ASSBAG!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT!!!

The sad thing about this, is at one other stumbled upon video, in response to a woman saying "my husband says I'm too fat", he actually makes a legit point in saying, "that's probably time to file for a divorce", then fucks it up by saying, "or you could be a fat whore, i don't know." WHAT THE FUCK!? IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG A WOMAN IS, THAT'S FUCKING FAT SHAMING, AND THAT SHIT NEEDS TO EEEEEEND!!!

Literally, every woman (& the one man I saw) is clearly beautiful and confident, and I applaud them for that, but I must distress over the fact they're asking a man, no, a person, to totally bash their bodies, and the fact this man is being a total asshat about it!!! HE'S A FUCKING DOUCHE!!!

If you watch and read this, please just comment in MY journal. Don't go to him. Don't give him the satisfaction. He's already caused enough problems, and trauma to my brain with his stupidity.

I am sorry about this guys, I genuinely don't like putting this stuff online, but I feel like I needed to raise another glass, to team women who are a bit bigger, but are actually considered healthy, despite our society's beauty standards. Quite frankly, I raise a glass to teams bigger, big, and not-so-big women. Even more, I raise a glass to all women of varying body types, because THOSE are ideal body standards. Be confident in who you are, because you're beautiful. If you want to make a change, you do you, but be healthy and safe about it. So, to all women, cheers.
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So I want to know which of my couples (those that include OCs and nextgens) are the most popular ships!!! I'll make a list below, but if you guys have any other characters you ship, leave it in the comments below!

Paint Splash x Berry Brush

Shadow Blade x Sugar Twist

Luna x Swirling Star

Scripta x Taka

Berry Splash x Wildfire

Moon Shadow x Sugar Blade

Night Wing x Sound Wave

Stargazer x Crystal Gaze

Fire Wing x Thunder Strike

Sweetheart x Angle Heart

Starlight Doo Whooves x Apple Blossom


The ship with the most votes will be given a celebratory piece!!
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Rules:

1. You have to write a story in a journal about a story that has to do with the topic!
2. If you're not in my list to make a story, you're still allowed to write a story in the comment section
3. This isn't a tag, so please don't make this one~!
4. If I truly enjoy your story, I'll be featuring it in a comment about my friends and I

Topic: What are the worst experiences you've ever had with a neighbor?

Well, when I was still living in North Carolina, I had some elderly neighbors who ADORED me, and would make me lunches, let me play with their cats, watch their tv and they'd buy candy for their grandkids, who I were very close to, and I, but apparently, they had some HUGE problems with my parents! We had this tiny strip of land with trees between our houses, and the neighbors claimed that the land belonged to them, so we couldn't let our pup-pup run around on that strip of land. Of course, my parents argued against this, because they'd chase my poor pup away. (Poor Sandy ;-; ) In fact, the dispute got so bad, they threatened to take my parents to COURT over this!!! Needless to say, I don't regret leaving those neighbors behind. Although, now that I think on it, my neighbor troubles do all seem to center around my dogs, and someone's property. XD



Storytime people:

:iconhawaii22:
:iconlanden123:
:iconangrycomet48:
:iconmultidramakween:
:iconminecraftponiez:
:iconjustatotallygayboy:
:iconfluffymarshmallow:
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  • Reading: The Awakening
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SO! As you know, (Or don't know if you just haven't been paying attention) I am an aspiring author currently working on multiple novels, 3 of them being fantasy novels! I've already posted art from them, but, I wanted to know if you guys would like to see more of them! I'll take a vote of which you'd rather see from them! I'll make a folder in my gallery of all of my novel art to help! Let me note, none of the actual storyline for these novels will be included, as none of them are out! It'll mostly be characters, sketches & little doodles & comics!



The Never-Ceasing Storm

Silver & stars

Paradise Hunters


Tell me which ones you'd prefer in the comments below, guys! :D
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Soooooo I need to make an enormous apology to some people.

I promised a few people some requests a LONG time ago, that never got through, and I'm EXTREMELY sorry about it! It's not that I don't want to make art for people, but I've found it's just really hard for me to really put the time and effort into something someone else really requests from me, so for now, I'm cutting out all technical requests. I do have some things I promised Hawaii22 that pertain to my MLP nextgens, so that's going to be a different story (it'll bring character development), but for now, I'm cutting off any technical requests from other people.

To the people that never got their pieces, I greatly apologize, and when I bring back requests, you're more than welcome to request something else, and I'll try to get it to you, but I do reserve the right to say no, and if I'm not comfortable or even just don't feel like it, I will reserve that right.

Also, I have a question for everyone. You guys see I tend to post a lot of stuff, so I want to know, do you guys actually like the stuff I post, or do you think I should do something else? I'm trying really hard to improve my page, and I thought the solution would be "POST MORE" but I'm realizing my actual art quality is getting sloppier.

So, my request that I have for you guys regarding this page are:

Do you actually like the stuff I post?
What do you like about my work?
Do you think I should add more details to my works? (Coloring, etc.)
What do you think I should draw more of that might help improve my page?

I would greatly appreciate your opinion, guys, and really hope we can start becoming a more popular page!

Mama Narwhal out!
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Soooooo I have something to talk with you guys about. You remember my gem characters, Coral & Druzy? Well, they aren't officially my characters. I've mentioned this before, they belong to, respectively, my friend, Anna, and her friend, Elizabeth.

The thing with Druzy is, I mostly got a vague okay through Anna to draw her with my characters, but I never got a full thumbs up from Elizabeth. So, I'm officially taking her out of the Unknown gems, because I don't feel right including her in something without Elizabeth's 100% okay on it. I know how mad I'd be if I saw someone messing around with my characters. It just didn't feel right. Now, I may use her in a few things between Coral & Druzy, but that's about it. I still give full credit to Elizabeth for her, (Actually, I really enjoy drawing her) but I just won't be using her in the Unknown Gems out of fairness.

Now, saying that, we have a new character on the way! My little darling, Hawaii22, is a Steven Universe fan, so I decided, hey, why not make that a thing! So soon, Topaz will have 2 gem buddies to lovie-dovie on! XD Seriously, though, keep an eye out for this future character on the way! :) Also, this means there will have to be some changes to the general storyline, but it shouldn't be too drastic. I plan on sort of remodeling my gems, since I have so little with them.

Lastly, be prepared for some redesigned versions of some characters. This doesn't mean I'm changing their personalities or abilities, I'm just trying to find easier ways to draw them so I can use them more! :) I've always had the most trouble with Topaz's design! I think I'm no longer going to include the slits on her shirt sleeves, and see if that makes it just a bit easier to draw out.

So, stay in tune for more upcoming gems! If you liked my gems, I'm sorry I had so little for them, I just haven't had any major ideas I really liked for them, but some new stuff is definitely on the way! Can't wait for you guys to see it!

Mama Narwhal out!
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Tagged by this one, ajgamer67 

Rulez-
1. You have to post ALL the Rules.
2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves.
3. Answer the 13 questions asked to you.
4. Invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer.
5. You have to legitimately tag 13 people.
6. You CAN'T say you don't do tags.
7. Tag-backs are allowed.
8. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY!  NO COMMENTS (unless you're talking ABOUT the entry)!!!
9. You have to finish within a week.  If you don't finish in time you have to do whatever the creator tells you.
10. Be creative with the title.

13 Useless Facts

1. I listen to a variety of music
2. I'm a libertarian
3. I want to live in Ireland
4. I'm trying to get into law school
5. I've never had a job other than nannying
6. I have a 3-legged pooch
7. I used to put dressup clothes on my dolls
8. I was once Nancy Drew for Halloween. 1 person knew who I was.
9. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE MATH
10. I asked "What are pads" mostly to see if guys knew exactly what they were, started by iisuperwomanii
11. I wear something of my late grandmother's every time I go to a special event
12. I've got family in about 10 different states, & cousins in another continent
13. I SWEAR IF SOMEONE DARES TEASE ME WITH A SPIDER SOMEONE'S GONNA GET CUT

Questions I've Been Asked

1. What's your favorite color?
Red

2. Do you play video games? If so, which ones?
Yes; Too many to count

3. Brony/Pegasister or nah?
Hello, my fellow Pegasisters

4. On a scale of Limp Noodle to Savage, how tough are ya???
Tough cookie

5. If you could start a business and be guaranteed success, what would it be?
A PUB/ICE CREAM/BOOK STORE IN IRELAND

6. Do you read books?
That's like asking do you breath.

7. Hillary or Donald Trump (you don't have to give a reason)?
Neither. Libertarian.

8. Nightowl?
YES.

9. If you had to play an instrument, what would it be?
VIOLIN FOR LIFE

10. Self-taught artist or instructed?

Artist

11. Do you dream, even when you're not asleep (honest question)?

Daydream & Life dream.

12. Do you live in the U.S.A.?  If not, what country?  If so, you don't have to say the state (just answer yes).

Yurp.

13. Dogs or cats?
Horses


I actually don't really do much tag backs & I'm not close enough to enough people that I haven't already tagged, sooooo..........
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I'm here....again......
Here's the rules:

1. Post these rules.
2. Post 8 facts about your character. Do not post 7, unless you should proceed to 8. And 9 is right out.
3. Tag 8 other characters. If you can.
4. Post the characters' names along with their creators'.

I was tagged by (Why am I not surprised) AngryComet48 who tagged a less recent oc, Angel Heart!

1. She actually does know who her father is, but has yet to announce it, until she and her parents are ready.

2. Not only have she and Sweetheart been madly in love for quite a while, they were also childhood friends.

3. She wants to be a vet (no surprise)

4. Tree Hugger is her godmother & she calls her "Auntie Treesie"

5. She's particularly protective of her daughters, Cutie Heart-Pie, and Sweetie Heart-Pie, especially when they began dating. (There were more than 1 instances of threatened colts with bruises & broken limbs)

6. Princess Twilight actually did her wedding & it was more extravagant than Shining Armor & Cadence's wedding, thanks to Sweetheart being the daughter of 2 party ponies

7. She's actually best friends with almost every dangerous creature ever, from bug-bears to dragons.

8. Angel Heart actually doesn't have stage fright, fear, or shyness anywhere near to the level of her mother.



I literally don't know most people (Other than 3-4) to tag, & I already tagged them, sooooooo....AngryComet48, you can tag me again if you want, I don't really care. :P I have fun with this! XD
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Tagged by dis gurl :iconminecraftponiez:


RULES:
1. You have to post ALL the Rules. 
2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves. 
3. Answer 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer. 
5. You have to legitimately tag 13 people. 
6. You CAN'T say you don't do tags 
7. Tag-backs are ALLOWED. 
8. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY! NO COMMENTS! Unless you're talking ABOUT the entry. 
9. You have to finish within a week. If you don't finish in time, you have to do whatever the creator tells you. 
10. Be creative with the title.


13 Facts about me:

1. I am 9 nationalities
2. I had to go to the hospital twice when I was a kid because I stuck beads up my nose
3. My horse once went over a jump & got me stuck on his neck....while my feet where still in the stirrups
4. I hate most things that are remotely healthy
5. This is my only real form of online social media
6. I don't drink regular soda
7. I hate Frozen & minions with a burning passion
8. I was physically attracted to Beast Boy by age like 10
9. I used to pretend I was a pokemon trainer
10. I want to be a lawyer, just so I can spend the rest of my life like it's an episode of Law and Order
11. I almost spat out the sacramental wine at my great-grandmother's catholic funeral because I didn't know it was real wine. This was last year.
12. I won't drink sweet tea any farther North than like Virginia. You northerners know nothing of true sweetness.
13. I watched Spirited Away when I was 5.

Questions I have to answer:

1. fav location in the world
Ireland. Just Ireland.

2. If you could have any power what would it be?
Earth bending to relive my 6 year old dream of becoming Toph

3. Have you ever wanted to run away from home?

Tried. Couldn't fit all my toys.

4. Family or friends?

Wait, aren't those the same thing?

5. If you could have any pet what would you choose?

A FREAKING THESTRAL THOSE THINGS ARE BADASS AS FUCK

6. Can you even?

I'm white, so no.

7. Do you know Zootopia?

*Insert flashback of furries at movie premiere* Mother of god...

8. If you could get rid of anything on the planet what would it be?
Racism

9. Want some doritos? Doritos - Emoticon 
Always.

10. Are you forever alone?

Pffft, that's what nutella & netflix are for! XD

11. If you could change anything about yourself what would you change?

NO MOAR FAT I WANT TO BE AS SKINNY AS FREAKING BEYONCE

12. Favourite meme?

Anything with superwoman

13. Do you like this tag?
:/ Eh.

My questions:

1. Skittles?
2. I Love Lucy or Happy Days?
3. Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?
4. Favorite HTTYD Dragon (other than toothless)
5. Favorite pokemon (other than pikachu)
6. A horse, a horse, your kingdom for a horse?
7. Favorite musical?
8. Favorite cartoon?
9. If you had an animal army to take over the world, what animal would it be?
10. Sasuke: emo or "misunderstood"? (Answer wisely)
11. What are pads?
12. Batman or Superman? (Also answer wisely)
13. Quick, it's a zombie apocalypse! Look to your right! What is your weapon?

DeviantART, I tag...

:iconhawaii22:
:iconangrycomet48:
:iconlanden123:
:iconajgamer67:
:iconKuronamibreaK:
:iconjustatotalgayboy:
:iconfluffymarshmallow:
:iconHikaruGold:
:iconmultidramakween:
:iconchelsa428:
:iconkilalaaa:
:iconlopoddity:
:iconskitea:
  • Listening to: Nuthin'
  • Reading: Life of Pi
  • Watching: Minx playing TTT
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I'm here, everyone, and welcome to the OC Tag game!
Here's the rules:

1. Post these rules.
2. Post 8 facts about your character. Do not post 7, unless you should proceed to 8. And 9 is right out.
3. Tag 8 other characters. If you can.
4. Post the characters' names along with their creators'.

I was tagged by (Why am I not surprised) AngryComet48 who tagged a recent oc, Junebug! (daughter of Apple Bloom x Snails) (Really, dude? you couldn't have chosen a less obscure character?)

1. She's tall & gangly like her father, but is really self-conscious about her height. (People called her Redwood because she was tall like a tree)

2. She's madly in love with Red Apple, son of Flim, from the Flim-Flam brothers. (Much to her family's disapproval)

3. Her best friend (other than her dear little buggies) is her big cousin, Sakura.

4. She doesn't have the strength to buck, even a little bit.

5. When she was a kid, she didn't like apples, & her mom nearly lost her mind.

6. To this day, in her near complete adulthood, she doesn't know where foals come from, because her father refuses to let Apple Bloom tell her, & quite frankly, she's too shy to tell her anyways.

7. Because people used to call her Redwood, Snails calls her his "lil pinecone" who no one but her dear daddy & mummy can call her.

8. She's been known to run into anyone and anything multiple times because she reads while walking

Junebug by Sweetbriar42

Oh lord, I don't know who to taaaaaaaaaaag~

1. Kaoru - Sugar Twist (you don't have to, bebe!!!)
2. AngryComet - Angry (HAHAHAHAHAHA REVENGE!!! >:3)
3. minecraftponiez - Princess Opal (SO MUCH CUTE *^*)
4. Lopoddity - Magnolia May
5. Kilala97 - Larimar~!
6. SkittyStrawberries - Prince
7. MultiDramaKween - Genevieve~
8. VictoriaLynnDesign - Sweetie-Clef (I miss you, Vic! ;-;)
  • Listening to: Nuthin'
  • Reading: Life of Pi
  • Watching: Minx playing TTT
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: Diet Pepsi
A note to anyone who wishes to make a request. I don't feel comfortable with drawing anything that involves nudity or is sexual, simply because....well....I just don't. I'm sorry, guys, if you have anything that doesn't have that, I'll be more than glad to take up a request from you guys. I hate to disappoint people, but that's just how I roll. Sorry, guys. :/
  • Listening to: Nuthin'
  • Reading: Maid to Match
  • Watching: Minx playing TTT
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: Diet Pepsi
So most of ya'll have seen "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" (And if you haven't, go educate yourself, as it's a glorious movie), and in the movie, there's, of course, the crazy greek family.

I feel that so much.

I come from a crazy Croatian/Italian/Mexican family that's full of veterans, came straight off the boat, saves everything, is in everyone's business, and always, always, ALWAYS cooks too much.

My sweet, crazy Croatian great-grandmother would often have a meal of delicious chicken noodle soup, pot roast and mashed potatoes/turnips that were swimming in butter and garlic, and would always have soda and klondikes for dessert. She also always had the room we weren't allowed to go into filled with the nice, fancy things. Her favorite things to talk about were the Penns/steelers/pirates, and how much she hated the Serbs, and how Edgar Shneider was a dirty Serb lawyer.

My Italian great-grandmother and Mexican great-grandfather were just as crazy. My great-grandmother also had the "nice room", called her husband "spick bastard", filled her house with the delicious smell of food, and always showed love for her family. My great-grandfather would smoke cigars, drink beer, curse in spanish, complain about the Japanese, and talk about how the women in my family should be doing more housework, and stop nagging their husbands. They've had many memorable fights, particularly the one where my great-grandfather ripped a wall phone out of the wall.

These sorts of traits have been passed on to my multiple aunts, uncles, cousins, mother, and myself. But you know what, despite my psychotic family, I wouldn't ask for anything less for my wonderful, crazy, beautiful family, whom I love so much.
  • Listening to: Nuthin'
  • Reading: Maid to Match
  • Watching: My Big Fat Greek Wedding
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: Nuthin'
Tagged by :iconangrycomet48:

Single?
Very.

Favorite Food?
FRIED RICE

Favorite Game?
Assassin's creed franchise

Favorite Offline Activity?
Horse-back riding

Favorite Online Activity?
Tetris

Favorite Activity?
Working on my novels

Currently?
Stretching my really sore legs

Hair-Color?
Nutella brown

Self-Confidence?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEIN'~
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEIN'~
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEIN' CONFIDENT~?
OH-OH-OH~
..........................Yes, I tend to have a lot of confidence.

How Many Friends?
Um.......lots?

Least Favorite Activity?
Math.

Biggest Fear?
I WILL STAB A HOE IF SOMEONE PUTS A SPIDER IN MY FACE I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS

Greatest Strength?
I'm a fucking badass

Most Proud Of?
Bringing Relay For Life back to my high school (HUGE fundraiser that donates to help with cancer research, for those who don't know what it is)

Biggest Embarrassment?
FALLING RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH, WHILE WEARING A SKIRT AND ACCIDENTALLY FLASHING HIM.

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Imma tag pplz

:iconchelsa428: :iconmultidramakween: :iconajgamer67: :iconchristarg:
  • Listening to: the chainsmokers
  • Reading: legally blonde
  • Watching: My screen
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: agua
Honestly, there are lots of things I love to do, like writing, drawing, eating food, swimming, hanging with my friends, watching movies, playing video games- ('They get the point'. Thank you, me.) But, the one thing I love doing more than anything else, is honestly, riding horses. Out of all the decisions I could have made in my life, I am most grateful for this one. Horses are one of the best things I believe a person could have in their lives. They're these enormous animals who are incredibly beautiful, kind, gentle, and just all around wonderful. Horses are my life, and I live to ride. To ride a horse, is to become a team, to be able to adjust to the horse's way of riding, and have a pure relationship with them. The most fun thing about it, is getting to go out to an open field, and just run as fast as you can, with the wind whipping your hair, and nothing but the sound of the wind rushing in your ears, the sound of the horse's hooves, moving your body with it, can keep you in this world. You ride at your best, and you forget everything. At shows, you feel jittery with nervousness, and fearful, but as soon as you get in that arena, all you can think about is doing your absolute best, and going as fast as you can, while working hard. A horse can be your best friend, and will love you, even if you mess up. They won't be cruel to you, leave you out, or hurt your feelings. (Unless you're a horse named Sully or Breeze... |: P) For girls, if you ride horses, you don't need a boyfriend! Why? Because riding your horse is a million times better, and he'll never cheat on you, either! It's a perfect relationship! I understand horseback riding isn't for everyone, and that's okay, but no matter if you're being led at a zoo, or you've won hundreds of competitions, horseback riding is a wonderful experience you will never forget, or regret. For any of you who are considering horseback riding, I highly advise you to do it. Don't be afraid of falling, or hurting the horse. Every rider falls, and this is a thousand pound animal. It's going to be pretty hard to hurt them. Horses aren't just an animal, and riding them isn't just a sport. It's an experience, from your first show, to your first ride, to even cleaning and caring for them. All of it can be a wonderful and beautiful experience, and you will never, I repeat, NEVER forget it.

There. I had to rant a little bit about how much I love horses. Now, I hope to see lots of thank you notes when you guys see how great it is! XD Just kidding! But seriously, learn to ride, guys! It will change your life for the best!

P.S. My fellow riding females, FEAR NOT, YOUR THUNDER THIGHS. THESE THIGHS HAVE BECOME STRONG AND MUSCLY DUE TO BALANCING ON, AND CONTROLLING, AN ENORMOUS ANIMAL. EMBRACE YOUR THIGHS, LADIES, AND REMEMBER, NOW YOU CAN USE THEM TO KICK GUYS EVEN HARDER, AND SNAP THE NECKS OF YOUR ENEMIES. XD
  • Listening to: Game of Thrones Soundtrack
  • Reading: Black Beauty (BEST BOOK EVER)
  • Watching: Nuthin'
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: Diet Coke
Rules:
0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it  
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around 
5) Post these rules

1. This is you
Suicune
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH I'M MAJESTIC AS FUCK BITCHES

2. This pokemon is your rival
            
Tepig
YOU WILL NOT TAKE SENPAI FROM ME I Hate You Computer..Onion 
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you

Ducklett
THIS CUTIEPIE?! OF COURSE!!!!!Thank You..Onion 

4. This pokemon is stalking you

Darumaka
Seems legit

5. This pokemon just stole your cake

Clauncher
BITCH FIGHT ME THAT'S MAH CAKE pizzaplz 

6. This is your Lab partner

Gliscor
Onion boy AW SHIT FUCK ME


7. This is your best friend

Togepi
Onion boy OMFG I'M MISTY YAAAAAAAAAAASPokemon - Misty [Wink] [V.1] 

8. This pokemon is about to fight you

Sandshrew
Bitch what?Sass Icon ...what [TSE] 

9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes

Fennekin
OMG CAN I JUST KEEP HIM IN MY SHOE & CARRY HIM AROUND?! HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!! Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-02 (Kawaii) [V1] 

10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house

Tangela
:bademoticon: .......seems legit

11. This pokemon is your pet


Latios
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
12. This is your new roommate 


Charizard
FUCK YEAH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

13. This is your new boss


Mothim
WTF IS THAT MONSTROSITY?! :bademoticon: 


14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night

Litwick
BUT HE'S SO CUTE ;-;


15. This pokemon is scared of you

Blissey
NO BLISSEY AH LURVE YOU ;-;Sad..Sad..Onion 

16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
Toxicroak
Wth WELP. I'M FUCKED.


17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night

Darmanitan
AH SHIT

18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head

Arcanine
SO FLUFFY IT'S SO FLUFFY

19. This pokemon envies you

Palkia
:iconwthplz: This guy? Really? Um..........why?

20. Use this pokemon to tag some people

Cleffa
DO NOT IGNORE THE CUTENESS

Tag:
:iconlanden123:
:iconangrycomet48:
:iconmultidramakween:
  • Listening to: My noisy neighbors
  • Reading: The Beekeeper's apprentice
  • Watching: World War II by Ken Burns
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: A delicious vitamin water
These are some of my favorite quotes to help me when I'm feeling weak! These are my quotes to make women feel strong!

"She is clothed in strength and dignity and laughs without fear of the future." -Proverbs 31:25

Don't be afraid to laugh!

"Don't be a woman who needs a man, be a woman a man needs!" - Anonymous

Don't be afraid to love!

"Women are the real architects of society." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Don't be afraid to dream!

Keep these quotes close to your heart, girls, and stay strong, and follow your dreams!
  • Listening to: My noisy neighbors
  • Reading: Da Vinci's Tiger
  • Watching: Prohibition by Ken Burns
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: A delicious vitamin water
Okay, guys, I don't know who it was, but I found out my art's been found on this thing called okeyshare or something & that is NOT FUCKING OKAY. I don't really know what this is, but I will be watermarking EVERYTHING from now on. NOT OKAY. If ANY OF YOU have ANY info about this or how stuff gets put on there, please tell me. I am NOT. HAPPY.
  • Listening to: The tv
  • Reading: Da Vinci's Tiger
  • Watching: Nuthin'
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: A delicious vitamin water
I want to apologize to all of my watchers and fans for the sudden rush of artwork today. I haven't had a chance to simply sit down, and post, but today, I did, so I took the chance gladly. Also, I'm proud to announce, I only have five more pieces to go, and I'll be finishing my 365 challenge! (It only took me 3 months past December ^^') Also, I will never be attempting that again, mostly because I simply don't have time to try and post a piece every single day. I don't have time; I'm just too busy. I will try to do a few more every other day pieces though.

With this flood of pieces, I understand it can be overwhelming. I don't want you all to feel you have to go through it all at once. I want everyone to enjoy each piece, and go through them at their own pace. Take your time, make favorites, and be sure to leave comments! I love to know what you guys think about things! Your opinions matter to me, and I want to make sure I'm keeping my watchers happy!

Also, I want to welcome all of my newer fans and watchers! Thank you, all, for your support, and love! You don't know how much I appreciate it! I'd like to think of my fans as a family, so I want everyone to respect each other, and other deviants outside of my own page! But, just to know, I would like to know how some of my newer fans actually found my page! Leave a comment below, and introduce yourself by telling me how you heard about/found my page. I'd like to know, and meet the newer members of the Sweetbriar Family!
  • Listening to: the air conditioning
  • Reading: The Red Queen
  • Watching: Avatar: the Last Airbender
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: Nuthin'
LET US HAVE A NICE LONG CLAP OF PRIDE FOR SEAWORLD STOPPING IN CAPTIVITY BREEDING, AND LETTING THE ORCAS BE FREE IN THEIR PROPER ENVIRONMENT WHERE THEY BELONG Clap APPLAUSE CLAP Epic clap Joker Clap Panda Emoji-01 (Clapping) [V1] Yuuko Clapping Icon clap clap clap Clap joker clap Homura Clapping Icon Llama Emoji-78 (Clapping) [V4] GIF Adventure Time - Claps Mio (Clapping) [V2] Markiplier clapping (F2U) Yamato Clapping Hands Icon Dr.Steel claps fo you :mad applejack clap:

SEAWORLD HAS HEARD THE PEOPLE'S OUTCRY, AND FINALLY TAKEN ACTION FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS THEY HAD ON DISPLAY FOR SO MANY YEARS. WELL DONE, SEAWORLD.
  • Listening to: the air conditioning
  • Reading: The Red Queen
  • Watching: Avatar: the Last Airbender
  • Playing: Nuthin'
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: Nuthin'